Stereotypical Homeschooler?

Are you the stereotypical homeschooler? X the boxes that apply to you.

Growing up/now
[X] Own/have owned a denim jumper
[] You were at least 13 when you got your first "trendy" haircut
[X] Everything in your closet at some time was referred to as modest
[X] You do/have tucked things in that shouldn't be tucked in
[ ] You have been a member of at least 3 co-ops
[X] You were a true 16 and never been kissed
[X] Your mom drives a van of some sort
[X] You have at least one childhood picture where you, your mom, and all you siblings matched
[ ] You are/were/will be a PSEO Student
[X] At some point in your life you were more comfortable with adults than kids your own age
[X] Have studied ways to defend your beliefs, debate, and/or create laws
[X] Used uber conservative A Beka or Bob Jones curriculum
Total: 9

[] You use big words that most adults could not use in conversation
[] You can use the words sublime, epiphany, and cognizant correctly (only epiphany...)
[] You have a favorite word.
[X] You have an understanding of Latin root words and how to use them
[X] People from the outside world are referred to as "public schoolers"
[X]You or one of your siblings knits.
[] You laugh at the decline in literacy in America (actually I think it's really sad...)
[X] You score constantly higher than "public schoolers" on standardized tests.
[] You have no concept of cafeteria food
[X] Family vacations are/ can be referred to as "Field Trips"
[X] Traveling on said vacations have included stopping at historical site markers along the way
[X] You have never been in a public elementary school, middle school, or high school during regular school hours (any or all of the above) (Taking the SAT counts, right? Okay fine...)
[X] You have gone to or been involved in a homeschool convention
Total so far: 17

[] You read books on a regular basis
[X] You have taken part in a political protest
[ ] You were a Pride and Prejudice fan before the movie
[ ] You were a Lord of the Rings fan prior to the movie
[X] You were a Chronicles of Narnia fan before the movie
[] You speak a language other than English (not fluently, but working on it!)
[ ] You dream of dating characters from books instead of celebrities
Total so far: 19

It (has been) assumed that you:....(these may or may not be true, but people think they are)
[] Have won many spelling bees
[X] Have no social life
[] Have no friends of the opposite gender
[X]Are extremely inept
[] Only listen to classical music
[] Play piano or the violin
[] Do not own a pair of trendy jeans.
[] Have no knowledge of drugs or alcohol
[X] Don't date, only court.
[] Have never been to a "party"
[] Know no other beliefs other than what your family believes
Total so far: 22
(If anyone has assumed any of the above that I have not checked, they never told me...)


You have been asked more than 10 times in your life:
[X] If you wear pajamas to school
[] If you get perfect grades because your mom grades you
[X] If your mom teaches you or if somebody else's mom does
[X] How do you meet people
[X] Why you aren't in school
[X] If you get days off whenever you want
[] If you're going to be homeschooled through college
[ ] If you have a big family
[ ] What your parents are protecting you from
[ ] To quote something famous
[X] For the answer, because supposedly homeschoolers always have all the answers
Total so far: 28

You have "rebelled" by:
[X] Listening to "worldly music"
[ ] Wearing black fingernail polish
[X] Wearing tight clothes or letting your midriff show or showing off what color of boxers you are wearing
[X] Watching a *gasp* PG-13 movie
[] Breaking dress code
[X] Listening to music with a beat (Christian or otherwise)
[X] Dancing. Especially dances that involve contact for longer than 2 seconds. With somebody of the opposite gender. Scandalous!!!
subtract this from total: -5

OVERALL TOTAL: 23


1-10 You're not really a homeschooler...you just do school at home
11-21 You're a homeschooler, but not what the world expects
22-32 You're a homeschooler
33-? You probably wouldn't have facebook to begin with...but congrats you're the stereotypical homeschooler

I'm a little surprised, I expected my score to be somewhat higher...