Dear...Sincerely, Shaney

Dear Anatomy,
Let me sleep already.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear Spanish,
Thank you for being relatively easy. Unfortunately, I'm still not that fond of you.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear schedule,
We need to make some adjustments.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear Ricki,
Fly to Texas. I love you. *Hug*
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear Sarah Ruth,
Move to Waco. Now. I need you. Got it?
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear Jonathan,
I'm sorry I haven't called. I'm just insanely busy. I'll call soon, I promise. Just not this weekend.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear GPA,
Just say up there. I'll catch up soon enough, okay?
Shaney
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Dear Daddy,
I love when you send me text messages. You should send me more. :)
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear boys everywhere,
Be nice. Open the door and don't expect anything more than a smile and a thank you. Don't make sexist jokes and don't use "woman" as a derogatory term. It gets on my nerves.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear professors,
I have other classes too, you know.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear rich kids at Baylor,
No, your cars do not impress me. Neither do your phones. Or your clothes. Quit flaunting them.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear Stephen,
The above ^^ was not directed at you. I actually like your car and am sad that it got hurt :(
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear Emma,
You need a texting plan.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear long walks,
Thank you for keeping my sanity intact.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear life,
I hate you. I love you. I can't live without you.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear Shaney,
You really do have everything under control, even though it doesn't feel like it.
Sincerely, Shaney
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Dear Shaney,
Hah. Quit fooling yourself.
Sincerely, Shaney